IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE
— We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.
IN A PODIATRIST’S OFFICE
Time wounds all heels.
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE
If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.
ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR
Push. Push. Push.
OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
IN A VETERINARIAN’S WAITING ROOM
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME
Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP
Best place in town to take a leak.
ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK
Blind man driving.
ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
ON AN ELECTRICIAN’S TRUCK
Let us remove your shorts.
There’s a town in Massachusetts called Sandwich